First, I want to thank all of my hypno pets and money slaves who sent me lovely Valentine’s gifts and stellar Tributes. But there are some of you who overlooked tributing me on Valentine’s Day. This has to be rectified immediately! Crack open your credit cards. It’s time for you to make up for your glaring gaffe and send a Tribute to Miss Kay.

Here is what is going on in my world. I need to register for my summer classes and I only have $2,600 toward my tuition at this moment. Moreover, I have only received $4,520 toward my Dodge Charger Hellcat down payment. You know I am aching to look hot as I cruise Pacific Coast Highway in the most powerful production vehicle in the USA. So… I want you to stare at this hypnotic spiral and feel weaker and weaker. Feel mesmerized. Feel so weak and mesmerized that you must click on my Tribute buttons (CLICK ON THE LINK) to send me Tribute after Tribute.

Every time you revisit my blog, the money spiral will draw you in deeper and compel you to send me more and more Tributes. You will be drawn down down down into the hypno vortex spiraling before your eyes. There is no escape. You can’t look away. You must keep staring and clicking. You must also right click and save the Hypno Money Spiral to your PC, laptop, tablet or phone and play it perpetually to feel the hypnotic effect and, of course, send more Tributes.